Engraved Acacia Wood Chopping Board – Comedy Collection

Bring character and humour to your kitchen with our engraved acacia wood chopping board – part of our Comedy Collection.

Crafted from richly grained, sustainably sourced acacia wood, each board combines natural beauty with bold, playful engraving designed to raise a smile. Whether it’s a witty kitchen quote, cheeky phrase or character design, the precision laser engraving creates a permanent, food-safe finish that won’t fade or wear over time.

Premium materials. Playful personality.

Size & Practicality

Measuring 330 x 230mm, this board offers generous space for everyday food preparation while remaining perfectly proportioned for serving and presentation.

The durable acacia hardwood provides a knife-friendly surface that’s gentle on blades yet strong enough for daily use. An integrated handle cut-out makes lifting, carrying and hanging simple — whether in use or proudly displayed.

Functional, practical — and guaranteed to spark conversation.

Personalisation Options

Choose from our comedy design collection or personalise with:

• Names or nicknames

• Inside jokes

• Special dates

• Custom messages

Each design is permanently engraved into the wood surface for a crisp, long-lasting finish.

Materials & Craft

• Sustainably sourced acacia hardwood

• Rich natural grain – every board unique

• Knife-friendly cutting surface

• Integrated handle cut-out

• Size: 330 x 230mm

• Precision laser engraving

Designed & precision engraved in the UK.